Yeah. It's time to flock this. I'm not picky about who I add and I'm gonna keep the stories public. But I don't want people reading my strange musings lol.
If you read my stories, add me and don't comment anywhere in my journal, i probably won't add you back :-/
you don't need to comment here. comment on the story you read.
just a quick 'hey, i liked this. i'm gonna add you' works.
it's just weird getting 20 new comments and 1 new friend who didn't comment in my inbox :-/
thanks guys!
So, here, have some Christmas in July, yeah? I promise that an AU will be up shortly.
Promise promise promise
And, even though she's not my beta anymore, this is for Krys. Who kicked me in the ass so that I would write it. My best friend and more. <3
Also- Krys is to be credited for the whole, Jon Walker as the younger brother to two boys thing. That was all her and her brilliant mind. :)
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Christmas in July Might be Cliché, But You Can’t Deny it’s Pretty Cute
PG-13.
Spencer/Jon, Brendon/Ryan
Beta’d by
1654 Words
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Fin
So. Two stories in one week. Don't get used to it, lol. The other can be found here
I'd love it if you guys commented. I'm always looking out for concrit, it feeds my soul :)
satisfiedOkay. I had this idea for like. 5 months? Or maybe longer before I actually started writing it. And now that I’m in my post-Warped Tour bliss I feel the need to share it.
Split into two parts because LJ sort of sucks. 5000 word limit my ass. So yes. Two-part porn. :-)
Title taken from Cute is What We Aim For
Beta’d by my bestest buddy, Krys. All remaining mistakes are mine (it’s a disease, me needing to write stuff after it’s been beta’d. Ugh. She loves me anyway)
Style Doesn’t Matter When You’re on Your Back
NC-17
Bill/Gabe, Bill/Gabe/Travie
~5,400 Words
Dum-de-de-dum, de-de-dum-de-de-dum, de-daa-daa-daa-daa-daaaa!”
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Their kisses stayed lazy and sweet, their bodies too spent for any more exertion, until loud clapping broke them apart.~*~
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Also. I haven't posted a story. In over a month. This makes me sad. I do, however, have many stories finished, just waiting for betas/typing/whatever. So keep your eyes open!
Hearts, Stars and Horseshoes
NC-17.
~860 Words
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Three days into recording their fourth studio album and Patrick Martin Stump is dying.
Why did he let Pete convince him to record in LA in July? He was thankful, at least, for central air and ceiling fans. At the moment, he was lying spread out on his bed, shirt discarded and boxers rolled up, the cool air attempting to dry his sweat-soaked skin. He looked down at his body and sighed in frustration before slamming his head back into the pillows.
“Aww,” a voice sounded from the doorway. “What’s wrong, Pattycake?”
“Go away, Pete,” Patrick growled, not bothering to move. He heard the tinkling of a spoon and knew that Pete was eating cereal. “Lucky Charms again?” he scoffed.
“Magically delicious,” Pete replied simply. Patrick heard him make his way across the room and set the bowl on the bedside table. Patrick felt the dip in the mattress seconds before Pete placed his hand on Patrick’s knee and licked his thigh.
Normally Pete’s less-than-subtle advances were quickly returned, but Patrick felt hot and fat and not at all up for it.
“Not in the mood,” he groaned.
“You’re always in the mood. What’s wrong, baby?” Pete licked Patrick’s thigh again, pressing his tongue hard, tasting Patrick’s sweet sweat.
“Because I look like a beached whale!” Patrick exclaimed, pissed off enough to be direct where he would just normally avoid the subject.
“You look the same as you did yesterday,” Pete supplied, clearly thinking he was being helpful.
Patrick just groaned again and rolled over onto his stomach. “Yeah, well, I was a beached whale yesterday, too,” he mumbled into the pillow.
Pete looked sadly at his pocket-sized lead singer before an idea of how to cheer Patrick up occurred to him.
Quickly undressing himself, he positioned his body so he was pressed up tightly against Patrick. “I think you’re fucking gorgeous,” he whispered hotly in Patrick’s ear, reaching his hand down to grip Patrick’s ass through the thin layer of boxers.
Patrick groaned again, though Pete could easily hear the ebbing frustration and influx of desire. Pete squeezed his hand repeatedly, running his tongue over the shell of Patrick’s ear and down the side of his neck. “You in the mood now?” Pete teased, rocking his hardening cock against Patrick’s thigh.
Patrick nodded, turning swiftly so that he was on his back, Pete straddling his waist. He grabbed Pete’s bony hips, lifting himself and positioning them so they were rubbing off against each other.
Pete’s head fell back, losing himself in the sweet friction. His skin was coated in a thin layer of sweat and everything felt good but he wanted it to feel more- more skin, more sweat, more Patrick.
“Boxers. Off. Now,” he muttered, head still too heavy to hold up.
Patrick tried to ignore him, angling them so he was rubbing right under the tip of Pete’s leaking cock, not willing to stop.
But Pete was nothing if not persistent and once an idea came to him, he clung to it like a dying man. Soon enough, Patrick gave in just so he’d shut up.
It probably didn’t hurt that Pete used only his teeth to discard of the offending article.
On his way back up Patrick’s body, he stroked his tongue everywhere he could reach; Patrick’s calves, the backs of his knees, soft insides of his thighs.
“Would you stop licking me?” Patrick growled.
“Magically delicious,” Pete retorted, swiping his tongue up the underside of Patrick’s cock, focusing on the swollen glands and wet slit. Patrick let out a hiss of pleasure.
“Not complaining about my tongue anymore, are you?” Pete teased gleefully, dipping back and taking only the head in his mouth, bobbing his way down until Patrick was nudging the back of Pete’s throat.
A hand fisted in Pete’s hair and he willingly allowed Patrick control. He opened his throat and took Patrick all the way to the base, his nose rubbing against the soft skin and coarse hair.
Patrick gasped and moaned as Pete worked his mouth around Patrick’s cock, his hand slipping down and tugging his own dick roughly. Patrick’s hand tightened, holding Pete’s head still as he bucked up. Pete sucked harshly, his tongue swirling around the head.
Patrick came quickly, spilling down Pete’s throat. Pete swallowed around him; every tug pulling more from Patrick’s spent cock. He slipped off once it got to be too much for the singer, licking his lips and moaning as he came into his own fist.
Patrick motioned that he wanted Pete’s hand. Pete let out a whimper and a “hell yeah” before he scrambled up. Patrick gripped Pete’s wrist and sucked his come-covered fingers into his sinfully pink mouth.
“If I could go again-” Pete whimpered.
Patrick’s mouth was a weapon. And Pete was gone.
The younger man pulled off after a moment. “Magically delicious,” Patrick giggled, a seductive smile on his face and sparkles in his eyes.
“You know… lots of sex burns lots of calories,” Pete suggested slyly.
Patrick rolled his eyes with a sated smile on his face as Pete began envisioning all the “really good workout fuck” positions he could possibly convince Patrick to try.
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Fin
Feedback is greatly appreciated <3
workingAlthough, the way it turned out had a lot less kink... and a devastating lack of use of ties/belts :-(
But that's okay, because i'd already written her a pete/spencer full of kink and ropes and... yeah...
This is not that story. LOL This is Brendon as a car salesman and Patrick as a broke college student who needs to spend his money on a new car.
Break Down
Patrick/Brendon
NC-17, 2052 words
'It's funny how you just break down, waiting on some sign'
-The Killers 'Read My Mind'
Patrick loved his aunt. Really he did. She was his favorite person, and he was hers.
But after cooking, cleaning, slaving for her for over a week, he couldn’t, truthfully, say that he was sorry to be going. It had taken all the humanity in him not to leave three days ago when she’d managed to walk all the way around her garden. Instead, he’d stayed the extra days and made sure she was back to complete health.
But now, finally, he was leaving. Or, well, trying to.
“Come on, come on you stupid- Aunt Mae, cover your ears- piece of shit!”
“Maybe you should get a new one,” his aunt suggested as the truck refused to spring to life.
Patrick didn’t stop turning the key, hoping for something. “What am I supposed to pay for a new truck with? My good looks?” he asked begrudgingly.
“There’s a used dealership not far from here. The cars ain’t beauties but they’re cheap. And they run, which is an advantage to the box of wheels you’ve got now.”
Patrick sighed, taking the key out of the ignition and slumping forward. He’d been saving up some money for college classes, but it looked like he’d need to spend it. Couldn’t get to class if he didn’t have a truck.
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Brendon and Greta had a war going on over who could sell more cars. This was serious combat. There was even a prize: a foot tall trophy with ‘Car Salesman of the Year’ engraved on it.
Also written, in black Sharpie, was ‘Brendon’ crossed off with ‘Greta’ above it crossed off with ‘Brendon’ over that crossed off with ‘Suck it Urie’ over it blacked off with ‘If you two keep this up it’s going in the trash’ at the very top.
The two were both bloodthirsty for the prize and the honor, and so, when a new customer was spotted wandering the lot, none of the other workers were surprised to see Brendon and Greta hightailing it to the poor soul.
Greta got there first. She’d just finished the introductory pleasantries when Brendon came up behind her.
“There’s a phone call for you,” he said, smiling sweetly.
“Take a message,” Greta bit out through her teeth.
“I don’t think you want to miss this phone call. It’s very importantly.”
While the customer turned away from them to peer into the window of a shitty Pontiac, Greta and Brendon had a silent stare-off. ‘Go away!’ she mouthed, using one hand and shooing Brendon away.
Brendon glanced at the still-bent over man, letting his eyes linger on his ass, before he smirked. “I’ll take care of this customer for you. Don’t worry.”
“He’s straight, Urie,” she hissed after stepping closer.
The man stood and turned back towards them. When his eyes met with Brendon’s, a flush spread up his neck and over his cheeks. Greta pouted and Brendon smiled.
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Brendon took Patrick to the back of the lot where the trucks were lined up.
After 20 minutes or so, Patrick stopped in front of a Dakota Sport and asked to test drive it, make sure it actually ran. Brendon ran inside and grabbed the keys- smirking at Greta who was stormy-faced at her desk- before throwing them to Patrick and hopping into the cab beside him. “So you don’t steal it,” he laughed.
“Don’t you just normally hold my ID or something?” Patrick asked, turning the key in the ignition anyway.
“Fine then, I don’t wanna sit here anymore,” Brendon smiled, completely unabashed.
Patrick just smiled indulgently and pulled out of the parking lot.
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They drove for about ten minutes before Brendon pointed to a dirt road. “Turn left here. Take it out into the desert for a bit. It handles really well.”
Patrick cast a dubious glance to his right but did as Brendon’d suggested, turning onto the dirt road. He followed Brendon’s directions of ‘left’ and ‘up here, make a right’ for about five minutes before the dirt turned suddenly to sand.

